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Instructions

1. Drink a gallon of milk previous to watching the movie.
2. Watch the movie.
3. Continue watching in loops for 24 hours.
4. Prepare for Clockwork Orange style brainwash and deep seated fear of male genitalia, knives, spiked hair and mirrored shades.
5. Leave movie on throughout the night on low volume as to drill information into subconscious during R.E.M phase.

Capoeira

You should have had a few guys do some Capoeira in the movie. Otherwise.... You rock!

Oldschool

Ok. Badass. This was really amazing. I loved the game back then. I still love it and this was an awesome homage to it. Very very nice.

Flying Rats

Not really my thing, but very well done, nonetheless. I loved the flying rat.

Bitter Revenge

Very moving. Technically also well done. Good job.

Windoze

Pretty good movie. I enjoyed the whole transformation thing from man to monster. Nice transition and all. Especially when the dad turns around to look at this kid, now with red eyes and jagged teeth. Screw Windows, by the way. :)

Tainted Yolk

I liked it. Not like it made much sense, but I guess it wasn't supposed to make much sense. Just this "Heh. Neato."-effect. Good style if you ask me. And to all you little kids out there, who go surfing on NG while your parents aren't watching. Try to be a little bit more constructive when you vote on something. "Wot is tihs shit?" just doesn't cut it, you little twits. If you don't like something, say why. And try to make your comment intelligible. Anyways, I drift. Good movie. Nice shocker. Good sound. Funny as well. Sort of. :)

"Gentlemen, I wish I could say we are here to rescue you. Unfortunately, I am hungry." - Why it sucks to be the mortal.

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