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BentTV: Crack Iraq's Back BentTV: Crack Iraq's Back

Rated 5 / 5 stars


There are many funny flash cartoons on Newgrounds but in my time here, THIS one is the first one that made me -laugh-. Excelent humor, outstandingly performed comedy. The animation was superb and the flow of events was without flaws.

Two thumbs up!

Arrogancy: Chapter 4 Arrogancy: Chapter 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Amazing animation skills. Nice flow of events and all. But one thing: I really don't think that the voices match the characters. They don't fit. The voices, contrary to the 'actors' have no character. An actor with a badass character and a mamma's-boy voice just looks ... odd.

And I may be mistaken since this might be your intent: But the dialog is cheesy as all hell.

For the rest of the clip: Outstanding!

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WW2: The Company D-Day WW2: The Company D-Day

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This reminded me a -lot- of the movie "Band of Brothers". As a matter of fact, it looks -just- like it. Plot-wise at least.

Recent Game Reviews

Bob Goes to Space Bob Goes to Space

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Not bad for a start. Code some inertia in there.

SkeletonGangSkateboarding SkeletonGangSkateboarding

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Who are you calling newbie, sir?

In your last reply to a Review, you said that the movie only screws up if you rewinded or pressed the 'left' button. You say that as if you were justifying a bug.

-That- is the most newbie thing to do. If you were sincere and mature, you would simply fix this bug and not try to justify it.

The music -and- the continuity -are- screwed up and they -are- bugged. Fact. Fix it instead of throwing insults at people.

P.S. - Don't start with the "STFU. You don't even have movies on Newgrounds." I know ActionScript. And as it seems, better than you.
Start using variables more effectively.

Kryogenik responds:

in reply to your questions and things
1. I am calling themadscientist a newbie, because he fits the definition of a newbie almost perfectly. Nearly every one of his reviews are just mouthing off at the author for no reason, and so I felt inclined to flame him back. I also felt inclined to punch him in the face for being a jerk, but from his behaviour I gathered he is from America, which to too far away.
Also, he gave me an overall rating of 1, even though the average of the graphics, sound etc. was about 5.
2. I'm not justifying it, i'm pointing out that rewinding or pushing random buttons, as in most flash movies with looping sound, is likely to make it screw up. I shouldnt have to adjust my movie to fit stupid people better.
3. I didnt use any variables at all, so how i'm meant to use them for effectively I really dont know.

thanks for your time

vigilante vigilante

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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